Even still.

These sell for five grand all day long in this shape and mileage. There’s a bit of a cult to these things, and the people that own them love them, and buy more of them. They routinely get over 200,000 miles. They’re great in the snow, and have a truly amazing amount of useable space inside. The foldaway seats are…

160hp was a strike against the Element but 108hp wasn’t with the scion?

There are regulated vehicle bumper heights.... go ask your local Sheriff why he/she’s not issuing citations/impounding vehicles for it.

Funding roads with gas taxes is fucking stupid.

I will have you know that taxes are bad and that I worked for and earned and created everything in my life. The roads I take to work? You bet I built all of them single-handedly, Mr. Barack “You Didn’t Build That” Obama. The semiconductor upon which the computer I am typing this depends? I invented myself, all without…

One of the next great writers is here at Jalopnik. Beautiful story, I wish you the best. 

Meanwhile at the liquor store, these brave bollards are trying their best:

It turned that Audi into an Innie. And the driver into an Ouchie.

Pole hits pole, more at 11.

Don't comment.

You’ll never stop me from anthropomorphizing cars, or, really, almost anything. Also, you’re close to getting disinvited to my desk lamp’s Bar Mitzvah.

Does it hurt to be this wrong?

“honest”

Development, yes.  Strategy?  You must have been watching a different 2018 season than I was with rare exception.

As a former Hawai’i resident, I wanna say with all the authority I can muster skip the convertible, especially if you are from Ohio. You’ll burn to a crisp in about 2 mins. The only people who drive convertibles are tourists on day 1 and most of them look like they have sun stroke. Taco is the way to go or a minivan…

Update: Sold 12/29/2018, made its journey down to Long Beach, CA.

Aw  poor, Karen. I only called you Francis because it so easily aggravates you castrated conservatives. Clearly I was right in that.

In three years I will be in the market for a 710. Always wanted to swap in a QR25DE engine from a Sentra SE-R, mated to the manual transmission from a Nissan Frontier. Keep it for me, unless Steve snaps it up.

I like your thinking. Find a car that is kind of rare and instantly recognizable. As the kids get older they’ll see one every once in awhile and think, “that reminds me of the trips I took with dad to....”  That won’t work with a BMW or a Honda.