I see you shiver with antici

Tavarish is gone, no more stupid recommendations like that...

Well this is Jalopnik, so clearly you should get a 1993 M5 for the price of a Civic.

Cheap ride? Help you get back on your feet? Your mom?!

I know that a lot of sinkholes are caused from broken sewer mains. The broken pipe allows dirt to be flushed down the main during heavy storms. If the broken pipe goes unnoticed for long enough you can get “HOLY SHIT” huge sinkholes.

The driver in the car..... “WHAT THE FUCK YOU FILMING IN PORTRAIT FOR”

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

That sucks for such a young man. But I want to know is don’t they have insurance for this stuff? Why are they begging for donations? Does Formula 4 have no money for medical bills? Does he race every time knowing if he gets injured he won’t be able to afford to recover?

(I know it’s not actually that spontaneous and the people actually do audition beforehand and stuff but I freaking love this show.)

Because when I actually drive on the road speeding around throwing shells and banana peels at other cars I get fined for littering.

Really bothers me the head cam isn’t synced to the other...

You know what the next article will be right?

pah... thats nothing... i walked 7 miles in a quarter mile once.... took me over 2 hours to get home from the pub down the street

It’s been sullied by poors.

Is plastic from flashers the secret to softer/whiter clothes?

So now David Tracy has to rifle through his car’s electrical system to break the last working system on the jeep. Sounds about right.

So Lincoln took down the tree, not Washington.

I’ve played the “low/super-low” allocation game for the best part of 15 years now. Getting very desirable cars (including Porsche GT cars) isn’t too hard so long as you understand how the game works, and are willing to play.