Wait the back of my car says V70

He might just be smarter than the average bear, but that isn’t a high bar to clear. He’s probably dumber than the smartest bear though - they can open those bear cans and pull them out of trees and shit.

Sass, all the sass and i loved ever last ounce of it.

He probably has a fuelshark plugged in.

Before reading this article, I considered myself somewhat of a lightweight in the gearhead world. After reading this goop about fuel-injected cats and oil-pumping pistons, I feel like a world class automotive engineer.

I wish catalytic converters worked the way the author described. Every car would have an afterburner, there would be flames everywhere on the road. It would be awesome.

Sir, that first sentence is a thing of beauty.

200 years from now, it might look something like this:

And if you take the Miata into the shop to have them wrench, rather than doing it yourself, how are you going to truly enjoy lamenting about how you never have any money left after extortionate “value priced” dealer service work?

“Driver offered me water and asked what music I wanted to listen to, but we later exploded into a fireball of death and pain. ***”

Where they were going they didn’t need “roads.”

It looks like a Jeep but there could be a conspiracy. Alex Jones is certain its a mustang.

The police have released an image of the driver that night:

Dude (somewhat ironically) fueling his Prius was like NOPE NOPE NOPE

they hit 88mph, and we saw some shit

This comment was a roller coaster. Thank you, I think.

Is this any worse than 5 children by 3 wives?

I laughed so hard after hearing those tongue curls and rolling r’s then hearing “Ford!”

That’s insane. I once stopped by a dealer to test out a GTO, no intention of purchasing. I told the sales guy “if you can sell it for $25k I’ll take it”. The finance manager actually got really pissed at me because I wouldn’t budge, kept telling me there was no way he could sell it for that, to which my response…