He’s clearly having a stroke of some kind.

If Vogel experiences any trouble, don’t expect Jason Kidd to carry any water for him.

Smith wants no part of showering with Nick Foles.

With Trump as President, for some, getting invited to the White House is a very special Caucasian.

the list of players attending sounds about white

Judge: All rise!

He's got plenty of muscle under there. He also is much less likely to develop hypothermia while swimming across the Danube in January than is, say, Russell Westbrook.

My father was a documentary filmmaker; he was of the opinion, “every documentary film is a subjective work of fiction, due to framing: if i show you [x], i imply [~x] to be irrelevant. But i have about an hour to tell a story, son. I have to edit. And so, in the storyboard and in the edit, we create fiction, and call…

I’m guessing trajectory matters because a referee not paying close attention might assume a ball bouncing like that was knocked away by the defender.

Once again the Alabama GOP candidate has spent much of his adult life courting 16 year olds

I do not want to see Robert Kraft given a blowjob, but I do want to live in a world where the video of Robert Kraft getting a blowjob is widely available.

like two caterpillars squaring off.

Anthony Davis is somewhere scoffing. But just one long continuous scoff. Not multiple scoffs. Just the one scoff, connected in the middle where you think there’d be a break.

Counterpoint: Silk shirt fresh out the pack = player shit. 

somehow has young Shawn Kemp’s athleticism at old Shawn Kemp’s size

As awful as this, at least New Zealanders can take comfort in the fact that tens of millions of their citizens and half their government aren’t going to say in the immediate aftermath that the lives lost are less important than some archaic 200 year old amendment that the gun lobby uses to rake in profits under the…

A Williams-Sonoma henchman came up behind him while he was demonstrating the Drew Dance for some fans on the street and hit him with a Coravin Midnight Blue Model 2 Elite Pro wine bottle opener.

A stat line like that and good photoshop skills gets you into USC.