This is the saddest story about dysfunctional jets I’ve heard all week.

maybe Our Dumb President is right and the Jets really are too complicated to operate

Dumpster fires are actually very consistent and accurate in what they do.

The is the biggest NFL GM hypocrisy since Matt Millen accused draft picks of having no heart.

My god, it happened irl

Yet, it took Young out of the rest of the game. That’s some next-level defense there.

Whatever, N00B. Obviously inside the arc. Owned.

What cishet daughter hasn’t said the exact same thing to Mom?

“now, mom, this is going to be hard to hear, but I can’t think of a non-sexually explicit way to say this...”

“I wasn’t thrilled by the idea of telling my mom I put dicks in my mouth, but it was a conversation I couldn’t avoid.”

Wait, I think I figured out why that pattern looks familiar. One little tweak...

The how to chop shirt is most offensive, but it’s by no means the ugliest.
Dear lord, look at this Superfund site of design:

To be fair, people who still want to do the tomahawk chop in 2019 probably need it explained in a wordless diagram.

Would someone please photoshop that hand with closed fingers so it can be a shirt for the universal wanking motion? 

who made queso

Boban Marjanović: “I was in your mother”

Probably. But having driven a car for almost 30 years with only one at-fault accident to may name (and that one was dumb as hell), I can still make the claim that putting aside ego and a sense of personal justice is a great idea when you’re behind the wheel.

But there are plenty of people out there who are willing to listen to an argument against U.S. support of Israel’s policies if it was presented in a way they could understand.

It’s not supposed to be cool. Cool things are either impractical or gimmicky based on current trends.