One imagines that some athletes might factor the ability to get paid for their work into decisions they make about where to play sports!

I hope the league doesn’t try to file down his eccentricities. You know, pound a square peg into a round hole, that type of thing.

“His name is Jock Strap King” and “He’s stronger than you think.”

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

As a Lions fan, I can say with all honesty, brutal but fair.

Some wiener, I’m sure. 

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

You do you, but I don’t touch the harder stuff anymore, myself.

There’s absolutely nothing to say here, so I’m just going to go to BBRef, so I can LRSG with Morgan Ensberg for a while and avoid embracing the void for as long as possible.

I honestly don’t know if I would be able to continue on if I lost my wife and little girl and the thought of ever experiencing an ounce of what he’s going through is turning my stomach.  Just an absolute tragedy

This is one of the times where my words escape me (though surely some fellow reprobate down below will fire off a black humor one-liner) and all I can think of saying is thanks, Barry, for posting this, and my heart goes out to Bivens and those around him.

“the recording was made last Friday, when she and her son were at a trampoline park.”

Settle down, Christy. Boogie’s not shooting anything for at least a year.

One of those kids is probably his.

It’s kind of unfortunate that, in all the fury King generates with his comments, it often overshadows just what an unbelievably stupid dipshit the guy is.

The Cowboys are “America’s Team” in that we have a president who suggested we nuke hurricanes. That is the Cowboys.

I know exactly how Andrew Luck feels. I mean, I don’t have a degree from Stanford or a bunch of athletic ability or millions of dollars or a super-high IQ. But I have been booed by people in Indianapolis. And my boss does a lot of drugs.

Pro-Tip: If you want to increase traffic, don’t call it an Oakland Athletics blog. Say it’s a very early blog about the 2022 Yankees.