Word out of Washington is that their plan was always to have him be John Steel Slats anyway.

Yeah, hmmm, what happened over the last 2 years in Washington that would piss the world off?

congrats to Splinter for bringing this to light, showing once again that sunlight is the best way to combat Ricketts

And in all that time, how often has a fan been killed by a ball that stayed in the field of play?

“The state of our union is not so strong. But with the appointment of Dr. Guerrero, it will be pliable.” - Trump, veering off-script on Tuesday

Or just have Shaq and Charles as coaches - every year. 

Proposition:

Kerr better be careful with his load management or he’ll get fined for self-tampering

Barron is the one he remembers.

I’m on them long-term due to a rollover car accident a few years ago, and having the lovely experience of my head hitting the road (the A-pillar of the 1998 Mustang must be made of aluminum foil, because it crumpled to the point where – from the side when it was on the tow truck – it looked like a convertible) which…

TRUMP: “Have you seen what they do to these babies? They duct tape their mouths, tie them to chairs... Believe me!”

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

Probably not “right” back.

Six or seven kickers is a lot of kickers

Or their their attempt to clap back at critics with their “Dawg Victory, Doubters Ambushed” campaign after they finally got a win.

I find it more hilarious that it was projected on to a wall for 20 minutes. I need to know why. Did they wait until everyone in attendance had finished?

It’s fun thinking of the litany of excuses a technician must have given as to why he was unable to shut off the #dp (double penetration, for those who are worried about looking it up at work) feed for a full twenty minutes.

The porn is funny, but honestly it’s funnier that someone in management thought that what their employees needed was the unfiltered social media opinions of sports fans.

This is great Kinja. 

It definitely seems as though if there’s one thing that all white Americans can agree on it’s that Martin Luther King said some vaguely inspirational things that weren’t critical of anyone.