If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

It’s really cool and normal how this country loves guns, guns are great, we need guns everywhere, more guns in schools, teachers gotta have guns, but also if you put someone’s name on a gun, or you take a picture of yourself with a gun, or pull out a gun, you’re committing crimes and threatening people’s lives. That…

Sort of a south-of-the-border version of the Tim Tebow CFL Chronicles?

Not more, just enough to make kids and prove to baby Jesus that you’re not a homo.

Let me speak for all Milwaukee dirtbags when I say I like the part where he hit the guy.

Dončić ... drove past Oubre for a one-legged fadeaway shot.

I feel like this is maybe a situation where you can err on the side of giving the guy the benefit of the doubt that he didn’t say it. Especially in a situation where the slur in question is of the “This common use of the word, though acceptable for a long time, is no longer acceptable” variety rather than the “I am…

Can’t help laughing at this first clip. Tim Legler goes to set up for a wide open 3 and instead Butler farts the ball off the backboard. Legler shot 52% from 3 that year. 

This will just lead to harder fouls to prevent the player from gaining the advantage, much akin to players just grabbing an opponent’s shirt and pulling him down in soccer.

According to my program, it was Dwyane Wade.

It was, in short, all a huge waste of everyone’s time, and the shutdown is no closer to being solved than it ever was.

He looks like he either has a 14" penis or a spherical one

Talk about dedication to his players, he went out and got CTE to show his solidarity

• FELL OFF TOILET, FELL ONTO A MOUSE TRAP, TRAP CLOSED ON PENIS

4 minutes of rocking back and forth to gain the momentum to stand up out of bed.

I’m just grateful that nobody has invented an inexpensive device that anyone can build with adequate pieces of wood that would allow a person to scale a wall.

John Wall and Chris Paul are in a heavyweight fight for “which all-star point guard will be the worst contract” and neither of them know it. 

I don’t think Ben Roethlisberger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, so much as he’ll force his way in, whether we like it or not. 

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.