Another good way to support the Amazon Prime Day strike is to not have your company write articles about all the reasons you should shop at Amazon on Prime Day.

I have no dog in this fight, but it might be a little strong to call Clowney a “defensive monster” when he has 29 sacks in five career seasons and has never hit 10 in a season. He’s a nice player, but there’s a pretty good argument that teams shouldn’t pay star money for merely good players.

It’s extremely rare that a cyclist puts anyone in danger by not being “experienced in driving in traffic.” It’s even more rare that a cyclist would put anyone besides themselves in danger by doing so. On the other hand, car drivers are piloting around several tons of metal at very high speeds, so when they fuck up…

It’s not a lifestyle, they were born this way.

It’s a great source of light and heat, but don’t you dare try to use it to produce power, you Commie. Just burn coal like a real American.

We tried the whole “ignore the fascists” thing in 2016, and it didn’t work out too well. Embarrassing them and deplatforming them works much better.

I thought the Republicans were pumping up the idea that the economy was doing wonderfully due to Trump’s magical dealmaking abilities or something. Now it’s crashing due to immigrants?  I mean, both perspectives are incredibly stupid, but it would be nice if they’d just make up their mind.

What are the chances that the fat, angry egomaniac-in-chief will even be alive 11 years from now?  This strikes me as a Barron problem.

Personally, I think that domestic abusers are absolute scum and that Hill should be punished, but you answered your own question. It’s better for Hill’s family to be in a shitty situation and have millions of dollars than to be in a shitty situation and have no money.

I don’t think it’s possible to fairly officiate a guy as big and dense as Zion. It’s the same problem NBA officials had with Shaq for his whole career. Every post-up play involves the offensive player and the defender leaning on each other, and if one guy is much bigger and stronger than the other, the result will be…

LJ was pretty ridiculous in the NBA until he destroyed his back. He averaged a 19/11 as a 22-year-old rookie, and a 22/11 the next season.

I use a bidet, like a civilized person.

Are you kidding?  Nothing makes my feet feel like they’re riding on angelic clouds more than wearing a pair of new shoes for the first time. Now, if only I could afford to do so more often than the moment when my previous pair literally falls apart...

This really drives home how dumb it was for the Giants to spend the second overall pick on Saquon Barkley. The Giants have a cap hit of about $30M this season for Eli Manning and Barkley combined. Meanwhile, the Jets will have a cap hit of less than $20M this season for Sam Darnold and Bell combined, and most people…

Ttue, but that only slightly decreases the likelihood that Kim is a good golfer.

A max, from anybody, is entirely out of the question. I think he’ll be lucky to get $45M over three years. He’s simply not a difference-maker any more.

Carlson is objectively a racist.

Since dogs spend all day licking their own taint, do you?

No, but they let him make out with the back seat.