More pointedly, it’s quite a tell when Trump interprets “choose love over hate” as an attack on himself.

The interesting thing about Davis’s implied approval for the players kneeling - “this was all about the hate groups that came to our community trying to spread racism and bigotry, you know, in our community” - is that he’s saying that kneeling was OK in this situation because they were protesting a situation that…

I think you missed the placement of the apostrophe.

He’s the real-life Mr. Burns.

Or, back in the 90s at least, your moms’ car.

Between Brown’s flaky behavior at the end of the season, and now this, the question has to be asked whether he’s suffering the effects from repeated concussions.

I don’t see why this is news. I’ve had goop on my couch for years.

Speaking of which, I assume Drew has some good poop stories from being on opiates in the hospital. I’ve only been on opiates once, and fired out a multi-Couric dump after like a week.

Is that the place with the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

On the other hand, she’ll probably be pissed when he misses the open receiver.

I’m not 70 years old, though.

The question is why he didn’t succeed in the NFL, not why he was drafted late. He was a smart guy who usually knew where to go with the ball - if he’d had a better arm, he could have been another Drew Brees. But he had a wet noodle for an arm and couldn’t get the ball to anyone before the DB got there.

You’re right, Al!  The best thing about 1990s NBA basketball is how the players never hacked each other to prevent close-range buckets.

Couldn’t have been him. The guy who grabbed the ball was moving pretty quickly.

Since 1990, there have only been 14 QBs who were 6'1" or less and were selected in the first three rounds of the NFL draft: Michael Vick, Baker Mayfield, Cade McNown, Johnny Manziel, Rex Grossman, Drew Brees, Pat White, Shaun King, Marques Tuiasosopo, Kordell Stewart, Russell Wilson, Eric Zeier, and Colt McCoy. I’d…

Kyler Murray was drafted 9th overall in last year’s MLB draft. To put that in perspective, here’s a list of the history of 9th overall MLB picks:

Kellen Moore’s problem was that he had the arm strength of a late-career Chad Pennington, not that he was short.

I really wish the always-excellent writing in the Jamboroo was separated from the ranking of games by “Throwgasms.” There are lots of times when I’d like to share the lede column with someone but really don’t want to explain why the back half of the page contains multiple images of sperms chasing after a football.

Hey, it’s my friend Mr. McGregg!