“Technical” seems like an entirely inappropriate word to describe this type of foul.

You think Clemens would cause the biggest stir?  Just wait until the shambling corpse of Three-Finger Brown shows up at the stadium.

Not as bad as the last one. Are they... improving?

Considering that Gruden prefers players who were last relevant ten years ago, I’m sure he can find a few who are close to dying.

The 1990 Nuggets played less defense than any team in NBA history.

A computer guy who is obsessed with porn stars?

If a guy is looking around in multiple directions for the closest ref while falling to the floor, he probably wasn’t legitimately fouled.

So he can go back to spending ten hours per day harassing Hooters waitresses instead of “coaching”?

It’s tough to blame O’Brien for the fact that his team has approximately zero competent offensive linemen, which is why they can’t run the ball or even remain in their stances for the proper snap count. It’s a direct result of the GM paying big bucks for Watt and Clowney while trading away a bunch of picks to ditch…

And if you don’t make a football move, the rules state that it’s an incomplete pass. Duh. Every fan knows that.

Let’s not forget that the Suns helped limit the SSOL teams by repeatedly trading away their first-round picks.

That, and lots and lots of weed.

By lumping them all together, are you saying there are basically three Reichs?

“Wins and lessons” is half a step removed from “champions of life.”

My guess is that Taylor told Thibs to explore trading Butler, so Thibs asked for this so that he could go back to Taylor and say other teams turned down his offers.

Who could have possibly predicted that putting a bunch of fatty, savory stuff on bread would taste good?

A song, and the right to pay $16M for a slot receiver who isn’t a downfield threat.

Bailey has to be waiting for the Chargers’ job to come open. It’s a better gig in every way, and there’s no reason a potential contender in 2018 should be relying on Caleb Sturgis.

That’s a real shot to the balls.