“For some reason”

You forgot the fact that they traded two second-round picks and a pretty good young tackle to move up in the draft to take him.

What is it with New York quarterbacks being mediocre-to-terrible in the regular season, only to play the game of their life to beat Tom Brady in the playoffs?

OK, let’s first build a legendary defense with the best corner in the league.

Hey, evidently having a “win-now” mentality with an expansion team is realistic!

Having a “sellout” doesn’t mean that fans actually attend the games; it just means that all the tickets were sold. In 1994, the vast majority of the tickets were probably in the hands of season ticket-holders, who, while they didn’t want to show up to see Heath Shuler mistake his receivers for the opposing team, were…

That fat fuck looks like he’s the same size as Chris Christie.

I never would have thought that a guy named Jim Bob Cooter could get outsmarted like that.

Peterman is improving significantly!  He’s on pace to play the entire game just seven starts from now!

The thing is that Mornhinweg has actually been a relatively creative coach, everywhere except in Detroit.

In the words of PFTCommenter, Nathan Peterman literally translates to Wiener Dickdude.

Man, I hate defending Drew, but... Deadspin editors, come the fuck on. If some troglodyte uses double line breaks in Word, just do a Find for ^p^p and replace it with ^p.

A.J. Green got four games for selling his own jersey, which makes sense, since that’s 33% worse than harboring a serial domestic abuser for ten years.

The amazing part of Benjamin’s complaints about Newton is that he didn’t express a desire to play with Jameis Winston, considering that Winston is the only QB who talks about eating things while on the field.

And yet he was second in the NFL in yards per completion in 2016 (13.0). It’s almost as if the Panthers’ offensive strategy was to push the ball downfield rather than settle for short completions.

So, your argument is that players might not get enough money for their endorsements or autographs, and therefore they should earn nothing. That certainly seems like sound logic.

Ohio State got a bowl ban because they lied about it.

Damn, that’s some Tywin Lannister shit.

I think MM’s description of drag queens as “clown-adjacent” isn’t entirely accurate, but drag is a type of performance art - a certain exaggerated portrayal of femininity. Nobody would accuse someone of disliking music because they dislike musical theater, and it’s OK to dislike drag performances without disliking…