For Sanders, this is evidently a hill worth dying on.

So, in other words, Switzerland takes the Chris Rock approach to gun control:

Here, this might help you out.

Yes, but under current state law, corpses don’t have legal agency, so he’s technically unmarried.

LaVar Markle

Nah, both Fox and RJR want to distract you from their carcinogenic product with a sexy delivery.

Sarah Huckabee Sintay, incoming.

Only two types of guys wear Hawaiian shirts...

Agreed. I made these recently and they were fucking delicious:

I hear you. And having previously worked on the defense side of things, I tend to agree that over-criminalization is a bigger problem than under-criminalization. However, I’d hope that anyone who is qualified to be a judge could make a distinction between giving a rapist a slap on the wrist and locking people up for…

I’ve never seen a photo where it’s more clear that one person just crop-dusted the rest with KFC flatus than the header of this article.

Yes, but are you really going to tell which direction a player is facing by observing the orientation of the logo? If you’re going to get that detailed, you may as well just, y’know, look at which way they’re facing.

I don’t disagree, but at the same time, that’s pretty patronizing. We don’t usually dictate how criminals rehabilitate themselves, except apparently when they’re semi-famous sports personalities.

Honest question: if we want him to live his life and work, why can’t the work be as a baseball player? Is part of the sentence that he should be ineligible for high-profile or highly-paid work? If so, where do you draw the line?

Does this recall solve all the problems of the judicial system? Of course not. But it’s a step, not only in getting rid of one shitty judge, but in sending a message to other shitty judges that they can be held accountable.

The extra B is for bring your own bigotry.

I do not know what you are talking about. There are plenty of us normal-looking human conservatives.

Yeah, has anyone explained why they were felt the need to wear camo? Were they hiding behind the plants and jumping out to grab anyone with brown skin who walked by?

Cartoonists have the same problem that journalists who cover Trump do. His administration produces such a constant stream of shit that an attempt to cover it honestly appears to be a partisan attack. Most newspapers don’t want people to think they’re choosing sides, so they publish “observational” pieces and mild…

Ironically, that’s how most of the geriatric Republican base still gets online (even if they have broadband).