I think I found a video of Jesus bartending that wedding.

OK, but please, pleeeeeaaaase don’t get Bill Maher cancelled. That would truly own the libs. I really hope no conservatives are reading this, because then they would know that getting Bill Maher cancelled is the secret weapon that would own the libs forever and ever.

Other than the explicit pedophilia, just about every other one of his arguments is used by Trump Supporters.

How is someone both smart enough to get into Stanford, but dumb enough to get sucked into this kind of white-victimhood bullshit?

It’s tough to say this “doesn’t affect the team” when it’s reasonably likely that any team she’s on will have one or more LBGTQ individuals. What does it say if your teammate thinks you’re bound for hell?

Huh, never heard that Lou Reed song.

Take A Knee, My Ass (I Won’t Take A Knee)

Wait, there are people out there who would fuck Tucker Carlson?

I’m curious what their argument was, then, for fighting a war to preserve slavery. “Um... hold on a minute, guys, the slaves aren’t fully prepared for their professional careers yet.”

And replace it with La Marseillaise. Much better, musically. 

America is Up For Whatever®.

Leftover lentil sloppy joes

As a counterpoint to the possible treason you mention, though, the Republicans cut taxes on rich people.

This isn’t directly responsive to the article, but holy shit, Trump looks more and more like a fucking clown. His hair is bright yellow, his skin is orange, and the skin around his eyes forms pink circles. He looks like a Dunkin Donuts mascot designed to appeal to racists.

wealth is not distributed; it is earned

I don’t know, some aspects of what Trump is doing are pretty impressive. For instance, I’m pretty sure that if I watched as much Fox & Friends as he does, I’d shoot myself within a week.

Maybe the turd hit somebody and killed them.

Chuck C. Johnson has really had a makeover.

So your position is that people who use despicable imagery deserve to be shot. Is that right?

How do you win by trying to out-physical a team that rains death on you from the perimeter? The Warriors will happily concede the physical/toughness advantage and just shoot over you.