Whoa whoa whoa, slow down there buddy! Nobody’s suggesting actual on-field results should matter at all in sports. That would be insane!

Well I stand corrected. Joey Chestnut must really be an athlete, as he claims.

I was just making a play on your user name.

That's a little extreme, don't you think, Taco?

Eat shit, Magary

nom nom nom

i don’t get the joke

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

Seriously.  He’s not a marathon runner.  There’s no reason his feet should be that broken up at the start of training camp.

Rex Ryan would nurse those feet back to health. Day and night, tirelessly working. Without thanks, without pay, without reciprocated feelings.  That is what love is.  Being there when you aren’t asked to be.  Seeing the foot for what it is ON THE INSIDE and not for what it is on the outside, because that’s where true…

Through his mouth.

How the fuck am I not on this list

That movie fucking sucked

I think the uniforms were rejected by the Any Given Sunday team as too unrealistic for a professional team to ever wear.

if you told me that this was a fictional team created for the purposes of a movie, a la the ridiculous teams from “Any Given Sunday,” I would not question it for one second.

grammar bitch

I remember when the Dolphins hired Adam Gase away from the Bears and us Bears fans were very upset about it because of how great he was with Cutler that year. And then they signed Dowell (not a name) Loggains and he perpetually shit the bed every week while coaching Brandon Marshall, Alshon Jeffrey, and Matt Forte.…

he’s not the hero we asked for, but he sure is the hero we deserve.

Devin Hester taking it to the house on the first play of the Super Bowl was the most joy I have ever felt as a Bears fan. Shame they had to end the game right after that play and nothing else happened.