Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Could you be more specific?

the only reason he thinks he can get away with it is literally every single experience he’s ever had.

The thing that gets me about this is that there’s literally no other scenario in the world where a dink like Stevens would do this to someone like Lowry who could clearly and easily kick the shit out of him. The only thing that lets someone like Stevens think he can get away with it is a lifetime of thinking that…

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

Does playing for the Cowboys make you an asshole or are assholes just drawn to the Cowboys? We may never know. 

Pelicans fan here. Everyone can kiss my ass he’s our hostage. 

“We like to sing ‘Don’t fence me in’ while eating our Cheeky Nandos and reminiscing of the days when Starbucks was just a single independent coffee shop down by the Pier.”

This blog’s written in... NEE-YEW YAUWURK CITEH?!?!? 

I cannot explain for the life of me why this awful band is suddenly everywhere in my life

Somewhere, Vince McMahon smiles and says “one more piece of competition out of the way” as he drives his personal fortune off a cliff

I wish the big bullies like Baltimore would stop beating up on plucky upstarts like New York.

Man, my boss pulls that shit and it’s not worth it for even our (pretty good) salaries. Then again, we’re only getting paid in dollars, not an invaluable Michigan State education and the privilege of being a College Athlete. 

I know we have become fatigued by the shitberg that is the Trump administration, but should we truly be shocked that Pelosi and the rest of the Dems leadership actually employ management skills to keep some semblance of dignity and decorum? 

The sight of that “Blunt” killed my high.

Bless his heart.

The thing I loved about this story, is Keisel couldn’t help but tell on himself. People (dipshits in particular) seem to forget that professional athletes play at an incredibly elite level, with the most insane shit talkers on earth. These shit talkers are all programmed to spend every minute of the game trying to get…

Hey now, this is sharp:

As I made clear, I’m not defending Stephenson’s opinions. He’s garbage.