Wait...people are actually trying to claim credit for this dumpster-fire of a league?!?

The Bucks - usually once a year - bring in the Jesse White gymnastics team up from Chicago for a halftime show and it’s fucking incredible. They get so high off the trampoline that it actually looks scary. But yeah, that’s the one good show of the year. 

I get it. You’re just going along, minding your own business and then, boom, you listen to some news and you’re racist. 

The news of the day was that your father was outed as a racist though.

When is Tim Finchem going to weigh in? Why is he taking so long?

oh I loled to this. yes indeed.
#basketballreasons.

Finally. I’ve been absolutely dying to get David Stern’s take on this.

“Cory for brains” just isn’t as catchy.

Gotta pander to the “Fox News dads from Lake County” portion of the fan base, I guess.

Ted Cruz is a cub fan? What’s he doing there

As a Cubs fan, I’m shocked at how much goodwill this ownership group has been able to piss away in only 2 years after winning the World Series. Did they not know that Chicago is one of the most liberal cities in the US? Did they think that we were just going to welcome their right wing nut job BS with open arms…

I dunno if I’d call him bad—I want a manager who really knows how to use his head.

As a Bulls fan..

Tapatio is the king, because it is adds hotness without killing the flavor, but also it is $4 for 32 oz. I know there are hotter and more specialized, but the price and balance makes Tapatio the best everyday hot sauce.

Tapatio is the king, because it is adds hotness without killing the flavor, but also it is $4 for 32 oz. I know…

Meanwhile other teams are adopting an innovative strategy of getting opponents to miss free throws by letting Rajon Rondo take free throws.

Smith retaliated on his show: “Carr has no excuse for the season he had had. You got Amari Cooper. You got Khalil Mack on defense. You got Bo Jackson running all over defenders. You got one of the best coaches on Earth in John Madden. The only reason the Raiders didn’t win the Dragon Ball is that David Carr done gave…

I’m pretty sure Trump picked these restaurants because these are the only ones he’s ever eaten at (wonder why KFC is missing though)...

Not more, just enough to make kids and prove to baby Jesus that you’re not a homo.

I don’t think Ben Roethlisberger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, so much as he’ll force his way in, whether we like it or not. 

Thanks for publishing these emails. As they say, sunlight is the best disinfectant, and it also prevent Ricketts.