They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Good job preemptively naming Bo Jackson, and can we also stipulate Barry Sanders?

So we agree that Trump has likely never smoked weed, but he’s for sure taken enough perscription pills to kill most of the race horses on Earth, right? I mean, I see him doing that and not counting it as “drugs” because it was from a doctor, or some sort of “medical person” who told him it would increase his manliness…

There’s only one right answer:

You can acknowledge, rightly, that listing it as a line-item instead of just integrating it into the food prices is a nasty way for restaurant owners to turn their customers against their own employees.

5' 11" is like the tuesday of heights. every day has a ‘feel’ except tuesday.

Don’t get too excited, folks. St. Louis-style bacon is just ham cut into triangles, deep fried, and topped with mayo

Do you put ketchup on your bacon, being from St. Louis?

You have a very St. Louis sense of humor.

Counterpoint: We’ve always hated losing in heartbreaking fashion, but we walk away quietly and perhaps break something in private (I have four generations of proof to back this up). At least this year, some of the bandwagon will dissipate and walk away too.

Talk about selfish. The only reason the guy starting playing minor league baseball was because his name was becoming increasingly irrelevant after he was a huge bust in the NFL and he just SUCKS in Triple-A. If it was any other player playing like that in Triple-A, he wouldnt have a job anywhere. He literally only has…

The Raiders Have No Idea What To Do With Antonio Brown

That’s ridiculous.....

he’s a good bet to repeat this next year since Soler power is a renewable resource

I’ve noticed that there is a section of the Patriots fanbase that I’ve grown to really dislike,

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

“Tsitsipas did earn his second time violation, which came with a point penalty”

I was there, man. I thought the same thing at first. This can’t be happening. But it was. It really was. Listening to the PA guy trying to do the math in his head. First and 2 is also first and goal...from the 12. Watching the players’ brains wrestle with the lines and numbers and knowing that they didn’t mean what…

Missle Tribunski

I heard Malort fixes that.