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He’s saying let’s not rush to judgment here. There are good people on both sides. A lot of gray area that needs to be acknowledged. No one acknowledges all the MSU employees who didn’t help cover up these supposed crimes. Aren’t they at least as much the victims in all of this?

Tom Izzo is a grown man who gets paid $4.1m by Michigan State and has been one of the most powerful people in its athletic department for decades. If he doesn’t have a full grasp on the situation, then fuck him.

It’s simple. If you’re going to open your mouth and comment on horrific allegations of abuse, don’t include the phrase “I have to say, though,” or anything else that comes after it in your mind.  

Did you not see his second statement? He misspoke.

I’ll tell you what it’s about. It’s about time to kick Izzo’s dipshit ass to the curb.

This is the correct headline.

Ah, the classic man-does-stupid-shit-and-threatens-violence-against-woman-when-caught routine!

It’s gotta be ass. Otherwise, where’s the zipper?

We all know that Jay Cutler the Dolphin would have never attempted such a feat. Rather than going for the win (aka, eating an entire octopus at once), he would have thrown his flippers up, opted to go hungry for a few days, but then be a total dick about the whole thing when pressed about his poor hunting performance.

Yes, body-shaming is bad no matter the target.

Those poor influencers! Once NYFW completely bites the dust, they’ll have to stomp around in their rented shoes and pout somewhere else.

Maybe he went light on the hairspray and Cheeto dust for the exam?

Two guys who went to Duke think they’re smarter than everyone else, color me surprised.

Trouble With the Perv

I pray I never have to hear his voice again

Tom, THIS GUY right here, when you have a guy who went 45-51 over his last six seasons a decade ago, you HAVE to throw all the money and resources you can at a generational talent such as THIS GUY right here!

“that believes the women over the man.”

Twitter sucks extremely hard, but it’s nearly impossible to overstate the corrosive effect Facebook is having on public life, all the time, all around us.

I believe his rebuttal.

Maybe they hired him because of the Staph he would bring with?