“according to the Chicagoans Cubs fans on my Facebook feed” 

The Civil Rights Act of 1917 really was a landmark piece of legislation now that I think about it.

Go home Mike, you’re drunk.

Money. Can’t believe you still haven’t figured it out, Mayweather.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

Oh shit, he pulled the first recorded “double Tebow”. Well, you know Ray, if you’re gonna do something serious, make sure to do it double

Why are those soccer players wearing helmets?

What garbage city do you live in, garbage boy?

Yes.

From: shawley142

Wonderfully written, Clover. You rock!

Bears fans are just looking for any parade these days.

He’s on the wrong type of bike.

I was a little surprised he liked medirocre vanilla porn (if you can call a stepmom eating out her stepdaughter vanilla) instead of tentacle porn, but maybe lizard people like Ted find human sex kinkier?

Hanks, ranked:

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

What an asshole.

That is an incredible haul for the Cavs when they had pretty weak leverage since Kyrie made it clear he didn’t want to be there anymore. Are we sure they’re still based in Cleveland??