When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

What did Cheetolini say this time? I’m watching Predator at work and don’t feel like clicking the link to his Twitter feed.

Didn’t Trump absolutely shit all over the Ricketts family not that long ago?

What’s next? Ted Cruz and Little Marco sucking up to Don—oh, forget it.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

Just think of the callouses they must have on their taints.

I’m sure some of the same people calling him a socialist are the same people who love their Medicaid.

Nothing to see here. Getting kicked to the other coast is just Manifest Destiny.

“Emptying the tanks” was my favorite part of the commentary, because the poop wasn’t yet known. Hilarity ensues.

Look at the Gibson/McDermott trade to OKC, the Snell trade to Milwaukee, the Rose trade to NYK. Not only did they lose every single one of those trades, they lost them in embarrassing fashion. Every team in the league knows how little leverage the Bulls GMs have in negotiations and how weak the front office is. And…

The first step in understanding this trade from the Bulls perspective is realizing that Jerry Reinsdorf doesn’t give a shit and this is GarPax’s way of saving their jobs by telling him “uhhhh we’re rebuilding now give us more time”

His body (now and then) is an insult to 70-year-old men who aren’t morbidly obese.

Oh yeah, it’s a blast.

He was meditating.

I can’t tell if you are being sarcastic or not?

That’s a tomato

People saying this is convenient or a conspiracy are idiots. Seriously.
1 - Because it’s not convenient for two reasons: Cap recapture and losing one of the team’s best players, a guy who would be team captain in maybe any other team except the Penguins.
2 - People with no medical knowledge have absolutely no idea how…

Good for him, this was a courageous act.