Dumb.

This might be one of the worst inventions/ideas ever.

This might be one of the worst inventions/ideas ever.

Question, what was he doing when he died?

He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

GOAT discussions are really tiresome.

I can’t help but think that Windhorst probably googled “What does marijuana smell like” before chiming in.

According to the gifs, your site is under construction though. I gotta see how it all pans out before I invest.

Thank you, I was trying to figure out the appropriate Curt Schilling joke to make here.

And then you get sports talk shows chattering about what team needs to pick up Chris Paul to lay the foundation for their future. He was drafted the same year as Deron Williams...

Deron Williams and LeBron are the same age

I’m here for the fat drama and I won’t apologize for it.

He and Pete Carroll ought to get together and do some sleuthing

I mean, really, isn’t that the dream? Having a tetherball court at your house? Everyone has a pool, or maybe the fancy guys have a tennis court, but a full out regulation tetherball court? That’s tip top stuff there. 

I was watching CNN in the breakroom at work this evening, and was treated to a General of some fairly recent vintage talking about how thin the veneer of civilization actually is. He mentioned walking through Sarajevo during the depths of the war there. He was not joking or engaging in hyperbole.

If that wasn’t already clear to you late in the evening on November 8, though, I don’t know what to tell you.

If only David Beckham had married some sort of... spice-having woman.

And you know that ponytail motherfucker just cuts straight through and eats that garbage pile all together. Fuck dieting, I’m just going to look at that picture when I wake up every day, which should cure me of any desire to eat.

I ran it over my wrist to make sure it wouldn’t burn the baby’s mouth