He should rename himself to Wayne, cuz he ain’t got no D!

It is a cosmic injustice if Westbrook isn’t crash bandicoot.

No, no, no. It’s spelled “Injun”.

To be fair, Trump wants to destroy the existing economic engine.

Pence looks like an old Kirk Herbstreit.

This is my favourite excerpt.

“Just Take these Andrew!”-Jim Irsay

As a long-suffering M’s fan, I look forward every spring to another 84-78 season to be filled with disappointment and the odd All-Star performance. Seeing Paxton ring up a 14-11 record with a 2.38 ERA is going to be an absolute delight!

“This is fucking great.”

Duly noted and understood. Can I interest you in a Bruce Rauner?

Huh. I wonder how Laura and Pete get along. Pete is my governor and he’s complete garbage. So that’s my beef with the Ricketts.

Thanks. I wanted to say something but even I can’t tell how much my homerism colors my opinion of them.

There’s enough garbage to go around in the family but Laura isn’t and Tom’s seems like he could give a shit about politics.

Also, Tom deserves credit for being a good sportsball team owner. There’s plenty of owners…

It isn’t really a warning if I saw it after what is being warned against. how about trigger apology?

How quickly did your fan base go from winning a WS to talking about how painful it is to be a White Sox fan?

Unofficial NCAA Motto: It’s not about doing the right thing, it’s about the APPEARANCE of doing the right thing as inexpensively as possible.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.