Does anyone remember how awful the Raptors were when Kobe scored 81? Or how many assists he had? Nope? Didn't think so.

This message was sent to me about 15 or 16 years ago by a friend named Joe. It HAS NOT been edited. This is an actual e-mail I received. Figured you folks might enjoy it:

Pictured: Two white celebrities setting their race back by 30 years

I enjoy the implication that if you don't like Kanye or consider him a genius then it's obviously because he's black...not because he's an egotistical asshole who makes music that not everybody likes

Oh, this only looks impressive because he's doing it in a manner that is far harder and more aesthetically pleasing than the normal, also difficult and aesthetically pleasing way. One of the greatest in-game dunkers of all time used to do something similar—though infrequently—from time to time.

I wouldn't even be slightly surprised if CBS panned across the sideline tomorrow on the broadcast and eventually found Gronk trying to light up a 3-paper joint with one of the sideline heaters.

You have entered POWER DRIVE.

It looks like a starter kit for people who are looking to ease into German porn.

In case anybody thought he didn't deserve horrible things done to him.

Wes just couldn't find his own helmet so he snagged one of Peyton's.

"We must go forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards victory!"

Luck: "Fuck yeah! Let's go get this win, baby!"

"It's alright if the balls are touching"

Only the top half of Cink's head is welcome at The Masters.

Writers refusing to accept the fact that Deadspin has launched itself into the premier echelons of sports journalism is a refusal to accept the status quo. I only visit ESPN.com for scores. I barely read anything outside of here and Grantland. If people like Peter Gomez think I give a shit about his 2 minute…

He put up 44. That should be enough.

"jus' god punishin' them san fran queers n packers!" - Mike Priefer

You don't seem to understand how jokes work.