Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.

If that's a dude, he has some nice legs.

Iverson, for me, is a lot like Mike Tyson. He's one of those guys that I was ambivalent towards throughout most of his career for more reasons of my own than his. I was pretty locked in to the whole black and white version of the world, someone is either a saint or a devil. As I grew up and realized all the stupid and…

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I mean,

Lady Gaga should've played RoboCop.

Mike Tyson, in addition to the $100 bill, gave him a second thing, an envelope. Then he whispered something that made Fallon give a nervous laugh as he shoved in quickly away into a drawer below. So what was in that envelope?
A gram of blow?
Jimmy Kimmel's ear?
Pictures of Jay Leno in a compromising situation?

Lohan just gave away her share of the revenue from "The Canyons".

"Tool"

Wow.

This is always a hazard when you walk around at everyone's fart level.

You've been chosen to represent your country at the Winter Olympics in Sochi. But first, you have to take a hellacious dump. Choice: Do you flush the toilet paper? (go to page 2) Or: Do you place the toilet paper in the bin? (go to page 3)

Rob ford:

He's not a thug, he's just scrappy.

I'm a lifelong (long-suffering) Indians fan because my father and grandfather were Indians fans. Back then there were two games on a week, and the only other game was NBC's Game of the Week with Vin Scully and Joe Garagiola. And I'd watch every week, even when sometimes I'd never heard of the one of the teams ("Who…

No way! I'm not remotely a chef, and I can whip together a pretty mean risotto. The thing is, even if it comes out heavy and congealed, it will still be incredibly rich and comforting. It's worth screwing it up a few times to eventually get it right. And once you understand the basic mechanics, it's easy to substitute…