Half, Eddie! HALF!!

No big deal. Somebody just asked Dana White to verbalize the deepest thought he's ever had.

The Hangover 3 makes Naughty Nurses 2 look like Crotch Capers 4.

"None of the Die Hard movies after the first one had much reason to exist, but they were still all pretty good, save for maybe the one with Samuel L. Jackson."

When you name your kid Goro, you have to figure this would happen eventually.

Fortunately for Joe that was probably the least embarrassing pass made by a Jet in the last 10 years.

"Look out Gronk, an imposter!!!"

There's also a blanket inducted, which is fucking weird. That's DEFINITELY not a toy.

I didn't say the NFL was out to save anyone.

♪♫ Seven blo-own saves,

But I'm pretty sure he doesn't want "Product not found"

"Pants and Tits" is also the nickname the tabloids gave to Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi.

Here's a leaked look at how WWE edited the end of Wrestlemania 20 for future dvd releases:

No, it's not at all comparable to winning a championship. It's comparable to winning a promotion at various kinds of jobs, winning a role, becoming a star actor. It's nothing at all like winning actual athletic competition.

Hey, sorry, man. I know some people don't appreciate the length and discursiveness of the Foodspin posts, so I always post a bare-bones, nuts-and-bolts short-form version of the recipe over on my personal Kinja. Here's this week's one:

List of things that are not an affront to baseball: