Tyrann Mathieu smoked some weed in college. If we're going to play this brain-dead association game, let's start by…
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Way more interesting when it doesn't work.
British-style announcing of a Philadelphia 76ers game, circa 1999:
At least she wasn't wearing her "Cricket WAG's Do It For Three Days Straight With Occasional Tea Breaks" t-shirt
Very true. And 9/11 was all the Wright Brothers' fault.
For chrissakes, how fucking dense are you people? "Fried" is not a cultivar of rice. Fried rice is rice that has been fried. It is a rice preparation. Do you see any other rice preparations on this list? Is it "Rice Preparations, Ranked"? How long had you been holding your breath before you clicked the link?
What about bacon? I know it's not rice but it's DELICIOUS!
Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here.…
If it's being pompous, fine, I'll be pompous. But talking out of my ass? Nope. Here are all the free agent contracts over $50M signed in the past 3 offseasons.
Josh Hamilton $125M/5 years
BJ Upton $75/5
Albert Pujols $247/10
Prince Fielder $214/9
CC Sabathia $122/5
Jose Reyes $106/6
CJ Wilson $78/5
Mark Buehrle $58/4
Jonathan…
It was perfect. I mean, it was all wrong: the Yankees were losing, and the Yankees weren't playing for anything, and…
He'll give you four opportunities before tomorrow morning.
if i have to choose between two giant self-interested, self-inflated, institutional entertainment sell-outs, i'll take M.I.A. Because: breasts.
LeSean McCoy's interview was even weirder:
Step 1: Grab baby firmly by the head.
You're British, yeah? Not so novice, especially since most people over here who would profess to know the answer to such a question are full of shit. Neither of these guys are Tebow-esque, in that neither is as awful a passer as Tebow is. They play in drastically different systems, under very different coaches, with…
Moyes isn't incompetent. His work with everton proves that. Consistently overachieving for a decade doesn't make you "incompetent."
Lady Gaga reminds me of the character Charlize Theron played on Arrested Development, only without looking like a supermodel. She does all sorts of stupid, weird things that everyone around her seems to thing are charming and wonderful (Lindsay copies her fashion of wearing shit inside out with an equestrian hat)…