to extend that terrible metaphor ideological bankruptcy is not a good flame retardant, it’s more like gasoline. trump’s vision for america may not be coherent or desirable but at least it’s a vision. the democrat vision of right wing economic policy, infinite endless war and insincere pandering to identity aren’t…

idk if this is antisemitic or whatever but popular wisdom is that skinny jews have hella dick

a lot of people click and comment on these things and they take absolutely no effort to produce. the purpose of the av club is to make as much money as possible with as little effort as possible. the purpose of the av club is not to produce content of any substance or value. i hope this helps.

i see your point and appreciate your explanation but it’s kinda goofy af to complain about pettiness in the comments section of trash media gizmodo vertical the onion av club. if you’re looking for anything but limp, bored and boring office worker blog-style bullshit you’re barking up the wrong media conglomerate.

um budget cuts forcing our boys in blue to take a sideline in landscaping?

with that sweet pucker of his? you bet your bippy

explain how this is petty

maybe i’ve just got a weak grip or something but i’ve aways found it easy to just firmly grasp their neck without applying enough pressure to cut off blood or air and everybody had a nice safe time.

it’s impossible to know how to respond to this because almost literally every part of it is complete bullshit. there is a google. you could have compared hillary and bernie’s senate records, or learned how certains policies are implemented and funded, or researched hillary’s role in the state department, or whether…

i’m sorry you don’t know how legislation works and are a creepy supply side democrat. that truly sucks. i’m glad you’ve got the courage to admit you share a lot more ideological real estate with ted cruz than you do with bernie sanders. that’s fucking awful, but still. brave to admit.

i was gonna make fun of you until i saw your username and now i just have respect for your passion regarding diy knitted headware.

i’m going to preface this by saying i haven’t watched this last debate, maybe bernie shit his pants and drooled the whole time idk. that said,

i don’t know why you’d go so far out of your way to inform people that you are incapable of familiarizing yourself with bernie’s (publicly available) actual record, seems a little embarrassing to me but whatever. there’s no paywall or subscription behind candidates’ senate votes, you could know what you’re talking…

the bernie/ted debates are pretty entertaining if you like politics. ted’s law and debate training makes him ideally suited for weasel-wording republican policy into something that almost sounds palatable, he’s a masterdebatur. his major disadvantages in debate is 1. that he’s personally loathsome in every respect and…

the poor moral character of chase bank is possibly related to the fact that the entity of chase bank is a convicted felon. you shouldn’t let gangsters hold your money for you, they’re guaranteed to abuse it. don’t enable their destructive lifestyle. you made the right choice.

the poor moral character of chase bank is possibly related to the fact that the entity of chase bank is a convicted…

that’s fascinating. also, chase bank: the corporate person is a convicted felon and probably shouldn’t be trusted with your money at all.

that’s fascinating. also, chase bank: the corporate person is a convicted felon and probably shouldn’t be trusted…

there’s some stiff competition but this might be the most insufferable bullshit anyone has written on the av club kinjaverse gizmodo vertical comment section so far. sorry about your shit sex life and crippling political anxieties, try to live and let live though. you’ll feel better.

i’ve been happily married for roughly a decade but i think these days you’re supposed to do the shotgun approach on a dating app until you bottom out your standards and then awkwardly watch a streaming service together before you ineptly have regretful sex and ghost each other.

my [family member] married the dude who used to harass her at work (service job), who she rejected multiple times. he’s still a total creep but they’re happily married going on like 5 years which at their age is pretty impressive.

coke isn’t supposed to burn, sean. quit doing that bunk shit.