i’ve been happily married for roughly a decade but i think these days you’re supposed to do the shotgun approach on a dating app until you bottom out your standards and then awkwardly watch a streaming service together before you ineptly have regretful sex and ghost each other.

my [family member] married the dude who used to harass her at work (service job), who she rejected multiple times. he’s still a total creep but they’re happily married going on like 5 years which at their age is pretty impressive.

coke isn’t supposed to burn, sean. quit doing that bunk shit.

dogs don’t have kneecaps. it’s just a joint like an elbow. leave papa bear alone.

mike pence would nuke iran and kickstart armageddon the second he got into office. trump’s a bully and a coward and a nihilist so his foreign policy is characterized by retarded bluster and civilian casualties that make obama look like mr rogers.

to the evangelicals trump is like king david: a flawed vessel for god’s will. his batshit judicial appointments will be attacking lgbt and women’s rights for a generation to come, so the christians win i guess.

pence is vastly more likely to start ww4, being a batshit christian jihadist and all.

every now and then trump reminds us that he can actually be funny in the right context, that’s some pretty wicked ball-busting.

uh the media narrative is that cruz is smart, but he’s actually super shitty at everything: campaigning, coalition-building, legislating, not eating boogers on live television, masturbating stealthily, you name it, he’s bad at it.

lol i hadn’t had coffee yet and was just chiming in with no context. my bad

yeah no i would 100% rather get hit in the head with a pool cue than a baseball bat. one will leave a nasty contusion, the other will kill you.

“an unstable government with a hate on for America” is frankly a fucking stupid way to characterize iran. if half your articles are going to be about politics hows about hiring someone with at least a small clue about the topic?

clinton colluded with russia to install drunk gangster boris yeltsin as president who left putin as acting president when he resigned.

pc principal doesn’t blindly extol the values of pc though, the show clearly has sympathy for his perspective and portrays him as a sincere and genuine person. the show could’ve gone the easy route and just ended the joke at “what if sjws are actually fratty bullies?” but they did the hard work of having empathy for…

pc principal is hilarious, you’re just a fuddy duddy. the tonal absurdity of the character is what makes it *a joke*

isn’t clancy stuff gung ho bootlicker patriot porn though? if there is one song that doesn’t mesh well with that it’s this one.

doing it at someone is kinda aggressive though

he fucked around on his wife
not really the same thing, at all

idk i wasted a bunch of time explaining the bare bones basics of structural inequality in america and how that relates to violent crime to you, the kind of shit high school students have no trouble grasping and it seems to be giving you a lot of trouble. you’re clearly one of those people who only thinks about this…

that is definitely possible and they may write it into the show but i figured they slowed down on the drooling and belching because recording belches for every line was murder on roiland’s esophageal tract