lol i meant paying people a living wage to do those things which is a thing you would’ve noticed if you’d read my comment. please read stuff before replying to it, it makes the kinja experience much smoother. thanks in advance!

lol remember when hillary said mccain would make a better president than obama because of his decades of experience, and also that 15% of her supporters voted for john mccain?

this is pretty dumb.

lol i’m going to cum buckets when you tech dweebs get replaced by a simulated intelligence that does your job better than you do for pennies on the dollar and we get to talk about retraining your overpaid hunchbacked asses back into the service industry.

yep. childish, sanctimonious turdboy. that’s devin. feel free to give him a slap if you run into him again.

let’s get this post ungreyed ASAP!

to be fair the idea of retraining appalachian coal miners into programmers is almost exactly as stupid as the idea of bringing coal jobs back

he’s really not very charming or seductive at all, he’s just a smirky chode and high level troll. the idea that he has any shot at mainstream appeal outside of an extremely niche segment of self-styled intellectual white supremacists because he has a nice haircut and doesn’t yell is, imo, ridiculous.

nah

devin is really, really, really, really bad at writing though. let’s give writing jobs to people who write well AND aren’t rapists. food for thought.

that would be chill

let’s give credit where credit is due here. in all fairness, while devin faraci may be rapey, he’s also a fucking terrible writer and critic and it’s insane that he ever got paid to write in the first place. so maybe the truth is in the middle? idk. just trying to be fair here.

rap rock fans aren’t really cut out for a career that requires a reasonably deft touch with the written word, leaving them sadly underrepresented in music criticism.

sure but maybe the meth injections are what prompted him to install nuclear missiles pointed at russia in turkey to begin with. kind of a chicken/egg scenario.

alex is the premiere cyberpunk/alt history writer of our generation. say what you will about his politics and so forth but there’s no denying the man is endlessly inventive and entertaining, well deserving of coverage on a pop culture-focused gizmodo vertical powered by kinja.

eternal sunshine is objectively great and you’re missing out terribly by not watching it as soon as possible. it’s a charlie kaufman movie for fuck’s sake.

she didn’t really handle it like a pro. he gave this same interview to several people and the reason this particular clip went viral is because she was kind of a dick about it, being all appalled instead of rolling with it like the actual pros did.

yes. jim carrey is perfectly capable of being obtuse and new agey to man, woman, child, beast or fowl.

how is the splinter so good when every other gizmodo vertical is such complete garbage? keep up the good work pls

uhm buddy i never said anything about anybody but stanhope. the real crime here is you confusing a joke for a confession of sexual assault so you can deflect heat from your boy louis, who may or may not be guilty of what he’s accused of who the fuck knows