@MarcusMaximus: That's how long it will take to convince the NIMBYs to let us block out their view of the sky with a cattle farm.

@dsands: You need a heart transplant? I'm sorry, dude. I can't imagine what that must be like for you.

@DittoBox: The Internet is serious business.

@foolishwolf: Well that should only work for another six months or so.

A heatsink for the body? Finally, I can share parts with my computer! Now to make them hot-swappable....

Is there any reason that this mod is iPhone-specific?

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: But they haven't done that. All they did was take sugar from urine, filter and purify it, and then use it as an ingredient in the whiskey. The pungent, biting bodily fluid was thrown away.

There probably isn't any freshwater on the planet that wasn't incorporated into excrement at some point in its existence. I don't see how one is any more gross than the other.

What Google and Verizon aren't telling us normal Americans, us factory line workers, plumbers, small business-owners, and soccer moms, is that their proposal, and I've read the entire thing, all 9362 pages, cover-to-cover, would create DEATH PANELS to evaluate whether or not applicants are worthy of Google's free…

@bleekeh: I thought you got shot.

@Odin: Which other ones have you tried?

@XerxesQados: SwiftKey doesn't "automatically change" the word you type, unless you hit the space bar to move on, which is an option that can be turned off.

@KamWrex: I switched to SwiftKey from SlideIt. If you haven't already, I'd encourage you to check it out. It works remarkably well.

It's only 800MHz for as long as you don't overclock it.

@Jay Phelps: If your "facts" 1 and 2 and true, what stopped your brother-in-law from having a gun and saving the day?

What about Nike's patents?

@trs: Out of idle curiosity, which global, industry-leading, Fortune 500 ranking tech company's marketing department did you work in?

Apple is turning into the type of company my 3 year old nephew would feel perfectly natural working for.

@Nick: Those parts of my Facebook page haven't changed since I first got the account, so if I decided to kill myself tomorrow they probably wouldn't reveal the wherefore and why I did it. I'm probably not the only one who neglects to ensure that every single aspect of my personality is updated for the Internet to see…

@Michael Scrip: Yeah, Google doesn't have an oppressive, authoritarian amount of control over what hardware manufacturers do with its OS, or what end-users do with both. It's called choice, and it's a good thing.