Hmmm, does the Ron Paul come in gold?

"I hate talking in general as it is, but I generally don't find an appropriate time to start talking to my phone"

Your pathetic pleas have touched me; I grant thee an audience.

It might even be enough to get you into the judge's country club.

Jesus, I'm just curious, under what conditions would you not buy the next iPhone?

Do you think if Apple had a case they wouldn't have pursued it by now? This is a company that has been caught doctoring evidence they submitted to a court in support of their claim, effectively perjuring the entire corporation and its shareholders, just to prevent one company from selling one tablet in one country. …

Well, let's not go that far. Let's call it "less incorrect."

Not in countries that use a comma to indicate a decimal, which appears to be the source of the confusion.

Yes, space is very big and far away. Now everyone get back to their petty squabbling.

Please tell me you aren't serious. The government of Iran is not just a known sponsor of terrorism, it has committed acts of terror itself.

As much as I dislike supporting terrorism, I'd really like to buy one of these.

What, did Steve Jobs wear one or something?

Yes, apparently. Like the Prime's GPS chip.

The Gizmodo Android Tablet Review You've Been Waiting For.

Yeah! And how much money did these so-called "scientists" waste discovering these unnatural elements just so they could slap their name on them? That money could have been used for a tax cut or on the military! My periodic table only has three elements, and I discovered them for free: the Father, the Son, and the…

What a beautiful, compassionate medical breakthrough. Now how can we adapt it for sex?

Where do you masturbate?

Really? They don't believe in nature?