@Alfisted: Get a load of this windbag.

@Applerain: He doesn't, the truth is that Jason Chen is actually a terrifying monster with 5 mouths on his head. In the picture above four of them are frowning. Normally during the day they are all spouting out an endless stream of tech news to be blogged under their respective aliases (the big mouth is Jesus.) The…

Well done, Jason. I'm working my way through the voting process right now.

Thanks for posting this, Rosa. I've been spending more time on Giz lately (and my computer in general) because of things going on in the real world, and I've noticed that I've gotten lazy about making really good comments, and even worse, gotten grumpy with my fellow... um... Gizzers? Gizmodians? Well, anyway,…

@cc: Yeah, those are very handsome, and a great alternative to the default keyboard if you aren't going to use Swype, SlideIt, or SwiftKey.

Good to hear. The best part of owning an Android phone, by far, is having the freedom to root, install custom roms, and overclock to your heart's content.

@UCFw00t: You don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about.

Why? They didn't make a mistake... did they?

Hmmm, hang on... I think I'm on to something... yes, yes, I'm there: if my e-mails will get attention if they sound like Tweets, then maybe my Tweets will get attention if they sound like e-mails! Off to go be crowned the new king of Twitter.

@ChaosCon: The RIAA isn't interested in diplomacy. Maybe having an entire nation legalize piracy will bring them to the table?

@cmanptown02: Well guess what, "brah," you can filter out rumors from the front page! Yes, it's true! Just change your bookmark to: [gizmodo.com] .

3D has a long and storied history of being rejected by movie-goers at the box office. As long as consumers are given a choice, they'll opt for 2D and an extra large popcorn.

@cmanptown02: Why are Gizmodo readers always so tired of reading about tech news? Maybe you should try one of the other Gawker sites?

@tomsomething: I certainly can appreciate where you're coming from, but rather than lampooning his post you ought to be working on a solution to the problem of what we're going to do with all this oil on our beaches.

@RockstarAgent: Yeah, I just saw that. I feel dumb.

@electricarchie: I like the way you think.

Does it have a plastic lens?

@ddhboy: Yes, I know that.

@Porkbun: Then the real issue, it seems, is the custom UIs. If manufacturers would start building Google Experience phones (the ones consumers have overwhelmingly flocked to so far, I might add,) then nobody would have to wait for updates to be pushed out.

@Porkbun: How will Google slowing down make manufacturers speed up? You'll be just as far behind, but you won't have as many updates to look forward to.