@atrus123: I'm satisfied now that rooting is the only way to go with Android anyway.

@robot-shmobot: How else do you design a tablet? Draw me a picture of a tablet that doesn't look like an iPad.

Stop feeding Apple's ad machine!

@OGHowie: How much money do you think you'll get for a case that Apple is giving away for free?

What, no joke about the impending robot holocaust?

@Turkieshooter: How about "Brand-Aids"? That would have been funnier.

@ODoyleRulz: Please do grace us with more of your incoherent ramblings.

@Winston Smith: While you two were fighting Android added another 10000 apps.

@angstman: And if there's one group I consider experts on "un-funny," it's 4chan.

@Br3akw3y: Oh I know, 4chan is just a server. Okay, I don't blame 4chan. I blame the unfunny, unoriginal, sexually frustrated people who access that server.

@m9105826: Yeah, now they do. I'm talking about in the early days, when 4chan was intent on keeping its "anything goes" rule. Then the feds got involved and threatened to shut the site down if it wasn't all removed. Even still, they were a haven for child pornographers for quite some time.

I'm not a fan of Scientology, but ever since 4chan got caught hosting a staggering amount of child porn, I've hated them and every stupid meme they've ever spawned just as much.

@pillowphobic: The iP4 isn't a total disaster, just a flawed design that will end up earning Apple less than it could have. A mistake for the history books.

@Adventure-er: That tag is meant for mistakes in the article. When you screw up a post, you can edit it.

It has been brought to our attention that a number of our valued iOS users have been utilizing their private parts to engage in activities for which their they were not intended or designed. Because we cannot guarantee the correct performance of each unit under these conditions, we have decided instead to disable the…

In more disturbing news, the scientists also found a shadowy area in the Mona Lisa's right lung that appears to follow them as they walk around the room.

@Sambox: In all fairness, Apple has spent quite a bit now on damage control and by the time they finish handing out all the cases they will have spent even more, but you are right, people should be taking these phones back.

@ludwigk: I can't kill the reception on my Droid with one finger unless I'm touching the power button. Yeah, he was being deceptive, and "bad faith" is just the beginning.

I'll concede that if my phone (Moto Droid) is in my pocket, and I, for instance, flop down on my bed, or lean over to tie my shoe, I probably lose my signal. In fact my last phone, an LG enV, had an annoying "feature" of calling out "loss of service!" whenever the signal was blocked, and the two examples I gave above…

Setting my oven to clean always fills my house with acrid and inescapable odors, so I can only imagine what sort of flavors it would impart upon my delicate pizza crust.