@WestwoodDenizen: Actually I didn't know they brought it back. Man, that show's older than I am!

*Until actual Futurama can be found, please enjoy this substitute.

Bedroom fashions by the starship Enterprise.

Who brought the clown phone?

@toxic: For some reason our comments are being posted on Kotaku.

"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may insert your male-end in her female-end."

@NuevoLeon:

That is really nice... which is why it will never be made. Sigh.

@grafxguy: "And if you're wondering why we suck, it's because we just don't give a f"

Actually there are no borders more heavily guarded. This one is the undisputed champ.

@NuevoLeon: Well, "choice" would be their biggest asset, which includes a choice of carriers, so yes. It also includes a choice of form factors, and UI skins, and price, etc.

@MAdmin: Did they promise you a free grave or something?

I believe it's called "triking" when you use three wheels.

We'll see how well this works out for ya, Ballmer.

You sound like you've got pain, Adam. Want to talk about it?

@mmmiles: Yeah, Apple does have their own info up, and it's a boldfaced lie. Someone posted a link to a test by CR that proved it. Now how is that more inappropriate than lying to hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of customers?

@mmmiles: A link to an article by a respected laboratory that proves the iP4 has hardware-related reception issues and that Apple has been lying about it is pretty relevant to support, don't you think?

@kingmaker: You have to understand how CR scores products. It can be a little confusing at first, but the short answer is that they select certain "issues" that are so vital to the product being reviewed, they trump the others. A good example would be safety features in a automobile trumping the fit and finish of…

That's very smart.

Rotor blades made of glass? This must be the iCopter.