2011, with any luck.

@BloggyMcBlogBlog: Hmm, are either of those anything like Maui Wowie?

@pettiblay: I'd have to do some research to get the actual numbers, but it's important to note that carry a national debt was standard during the Cold War, and only recently has it become a rallying cry for neo-conservatives. Pretty ridiculous, really.

@Bramsey89: Your trendy apathy really sticks it to all us pretentious yuppies. I feel so burned right now, I am logging off this instant to reexamine my life.

@thenail: You aren't really doing a service to Apple when you act like that, but whatever. I guess we're done here.

Women can be so emotional sometimes, or... all the time.

@pettiblay: George H. W. Bush made some of the boldest spending cuts in recent memory after the fall of the Soviet Union. Is there any specific reason you chose not to include that?

@thenail: Um, sorry dude, but saying "PERIOD" at the end of your one-sentence post doesn't mean you've provided me with any compelling evidence, or even made a lick of sense, really. Give me an intelligent argument or shut up, because right now I can't make heads or tails of what, exactly, you are trying to prove.

@pettiblay: This is the first time in thirty years?

The administration really should have requested an STS-135. There's almost no reason not to.

@badasscat: Yep, Apple is fighting the exact same war, and losing the exact same way.

@Dylan Lloyd: Wrong.

@iMattv4: Your logic makes absolutely no sense and I dare you to defend it.

Huh, that's funny, Rosa told me she didn't have a phone.

This is perfect for when I literally want to wrap myself around a tree.

@vic06: It has already been explained, ad nauseam, why some people notice the signal attenuation and others do not. It isn't a matter of whether or not it's occurring, it's a matter of how the software interprets it and displays the change in bars. You are in an area with strong 3G coverage, correct?

So I guess Gawker has no plans to put Fleshbot in 3-D? 3====D?

@Henry Leirvoll: I certainly seem to have touched a nerve. I recall an old photography teacher once telling my class that if you put a camera up to your eye and pull the trigger, you've taken a snapshot. If you pre-visualize the image you want to make, consider different angles, lighting, f-stops, shutter speeds,…

@phaskellhall: Who's talking about focus?

@dcdttu: Alcohol and deep emotional and physical pain are what starred comments are made of.