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The man was the .gif that keeps on .giffing.

“If what has happened is a memory and whats going to happen is a thought, you’re taking yourself out of right now. So in that case, every hour is happy hour”- me to a completely empty bar and a visibly uncomfortable bartender at 8am on a Tuesday

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?

No way does a storm trooper actually throw a pitch into the strike zone.

a local doctor who suggested a condition called “myositis ossificans,” which involves burrs of bone tissue forming where they very much do not belong,

The most ridiculous thing is in terms of actual political believes most Latinos lean extremely conservative due to their predominately Catholic religion. The Republicans have to work to alienate these people and god damn if they aren’t trying their hardest.

These owners really need to stick to sports.

No kidding, I spent 3 min on the edge of my seat, ready to have a rage stroke when another person at that table decided to cut him off and interject. The fact that I was wrong in my expectation was a pleasant surprise.

Glaude is spot on...I’ll give the folks at MSNBC some credit for just shutting the fuck up and letting the man speak. More of this, less of the other bullshit.

Thomas reportedly views this role as helping Wall manage the mental struggle of staying focused through what can be some pretty dark and despairing days of rehab work and physical therapy and all the rest.

Did the Mets just ... win ... win a trade?

How long do you think they kept a straight face when they told him he got traded to New York?

He probably has a financial advisor. I suggest he switches.

Bears fans.  I’m dreading how many times he’s going to post the Double Doink video  and I am already preparing a rant.  

I don’t know, is using Carmelo on defense ever a smart move?

Probably not true for the 17 people at the Marlins game.

If we all storm it together there’s no way they can stop all of us

It’s gotta be near the top if she says no

If there is a god, he hates the Mariners.