“Oh, my. Is that a plasma pistol, or are you just glad to see me?”

Not much different to be honest!

Can’t be summer without a Vacation...

The Earth is healing, WE were the virus.  

Uh oh, I hope I don’t get spoiled. I would hate to learn in advance that humans are the REAL monsters.

It was cyclical, but that’s better than the linear life I have right now.

I’m not surviving. This is killing me and I’m in day 4? (I really don’t know what day it is). I might have disliked going to work most days, but at least it was a break from the kids. And after a while of being driven insane by the kids I had either work to look forward to, or date night, or something that changed…

“Stick to candy!”

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Mark Sanchez: [comes out of retirement]

“I didn’t know NFL teams had homecoming games,” he said. “I thought that was a high school thing.” 

Fans might take the game more seriously if it weren’t being called Snyder-Man: Homecoming

I’m an adult I should be able to call him Bob (or Dickhead) if I want. Do you agree?

I find the Walker flag an interesting one, because McFarlane rightly asked the ESPN rules expert what the fuck he was supposed to do to prevent that collision. He’s clearly going for the pick there and given how awful the pass was, he had as much right to the ball as the receiver did.

In his defense, Gregg Popovich enlisted before he had Spurs.

An emotional breakdown of this situation:

He’s going to get plunked in batting practice tomorrow.

Out of an abundance of caution, though, I’m going to guess that Hezbollah is the president now.