The Right definitely views trucks as having more rights than women.

Excuse me but everybody knows the fuckin’ truck is just for fuckin’. There is another truck for driving and hauling stuff around.

My truck. My rules.

How to Sundown in 5 Easy Tweets.

Think you’re really righteous?

We all know Cardinals fans would never use the term “obnoxious buffoon” to describe Trump...

How are the Cardinals doing this year? 

Classic...they’re the right color and everything...

Who are they to call anyone disrespectful...

100 bucks says Kawhi has Drake saved in his phone as Aubrey Graham

Ok, so just hear me out.....

I love this.

Not sure if it’s the most efficient way to invest in sorely needed U.S. infastructure, but glad the Lakers are doing their part in laying pipe from Cleveland to Los Angeles.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Now they have to start thinking about how to keep Terry Rozier, and if they can woo Nikola Mirotic or Al-Farouq Aminu in free agency.

My co-worker brought his two-year-old into bed on a night that he wouldn’t stop crying and now the kid will only fall asleep in his dad’s bed. 

Co-sign. As much as it sucks in that moment, you go into their room and try to get them back down. If that means kneeling by their bed and rubbing their back for 20 minutes at 3:00 am, you fucking do it.

I once got upgraded to first class on a 630 AM flight. I was so excited, free booze! Being that it was my first time in first class and it was the start of my vacation, I had to take advantage, regardless of the time of day.

I stare at the deadbeats guzzling cocktails at the bar at 11 a.m.

This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid? They are 2000 degree pinwheels that make odd noises and twitch nonstop while driving their tiny feet in to your sides.