I can tell you how this is gonna play out now. He’s probably already back in Canada, so he’s out of their jurisdiction. And the Canadians won’t extradite one of their own. But Batman has no jurisdiction.

One thing they ought to do is stop fucking worrying about recreating the situation from last year. They’ve managed to make this A Thing that we’re all going to have to deal with for years.

No need to pad the score against the Thai. 

I misread that as “My Power Is Not Derived From The Sun” and frankly I’m disappointed that isn’t the actual headline.

“I wish I could go back in time and not tell anyone that I had a kid,” VanVleet said.

having perhaps grown tired of seeing his athletic feats credited to a small baby who cannot even speak or control its bowels

As a cyclist/bike commuter, I can safely say “its funny cuz it’s true”.

WYTS isn’t for another three months, wise guy.

Ways Raptors can win

Bill Simmons is going to need a bigger car to take all these guys to the airport.

Rodgers has always been the elusive type.

“When he opens his mouth it’s a vacuous hole: There’s little room for a brain or anything else.”

People keep saying this like hockey is a real sport anybody should care about.

excuse me citizen, since you’re going to hell anyway, can you do me a favor...

“Hold my ambrosia." - Zeus

Oedipus was really the original Greek Freak

I’m a dad.  I laughed.

The puppy is great, but the best part is that the family didn’t bring him home till a few weeks into the season so they get to keep him for seven years instead of six.