With basic mistakes like that, Gary couldn't handle the grind of an SEC schedule.

Gary sounds like a real EBITch

Fighting is part of the game.

I love the subtlety of spelling Giannis’s last name incorrectly in different ways throughout the article. Well done.

N. Getting hit by a bus.

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

Well when I overthrow your weak government and take over the world, I will make it so that anytime someone says “Oh I remember that song from ____ commercial!” or starts singing along with an ad, they get pushed into a meat grinder. We will then vacuum pack and sell the ground idiots and sell them back to the people. …

Trump’s just pissed because he has no clue how to be Scott Free.

Packers brought in Mike McCarthy after the game and fired him; he was not expecting it, per source.

Still only the second worst McCarthy in Wisconsin history. 

Sung to the tune of “The Heat Is On”:

Crimes, on the other hand, are something that former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort seems to really enjoy doing.

The moment you realize that Pokemon have better healthcare than most people in America and its free.

Its like dog or cock fighting, but cuter!

Marco always goes for two.

Well he is Gramátically correct

Kudos to Lopez for topping George Carlin’s record of five twos.

like most Penn students he wouldn’t be caught dead east of the Schuylkill River.

I’d like to add that Thon Maker and D.J. Wilson are Butt, John Henson was Butt but isn’t anymore, and Jason Kidd belongs in the Hall of Fame for Coaches who are Butt.

Giannis is the gyro we need right now.