Virginia should be forced to hang this banner. 

You are the good banner. Yes you are!

Analytics have gone too far. 

I won’t believe it until she does it in front of the judiciary committee. I reserve the right to take back my belief if it is followed by a male snowboarder crying.

A terrible-hitting middle infielder suddenly getting hot for an NL playoff run? Can’t remember the last time I saw that....

Brewers / Astros.

Some people took issue with the game’s portrayal of cops and Spider-Man’s relationship to them. Kotaku’s Heather Alexandra critiqued the game’s black and white approach to law enforcement as predominantly unimpeachable good guys and criminals as violent anarchists, but she wasn’t alone. The Ringer, Deadspin, and Dot…

I’m a Brewers fan sucking up every last ounce of enjoyment that I can find this morning, and I still feel bad for Colorado. They really aren’t as bad as you make it seem. They went on quite a run to make it, hitting plenty.

Deadspin: Braves’ Young Stars Dragging Them to Victory

I saw it a mile away, and the journey was no less satisfying.

Or, the Brewers have a criminally underrated pitching staff and are playing their best baseball right now, winning 11 in a row.

Who do I root for? On one side, we have a nonverbal orange-haired monster, concocted by capital to appeal to and siphon money from unsophisticated rubes, who has irritatingly saturated social media and (perhaps due to forces somewhat beyond his control) politicized sports. The other is Gritty.

Rodgers should shut up & go quietly to the team owner to solve this, not air his grievances to the public.

Yup! Kill it dead. Leave us with one platform, every Nintendo team working on the same machine, everyone able to play every game the company releases anywhere at any time. It’d be amazing.

.200: The Chris Davis line

Mugging victim: So I was eating a sandwich and the guy just ran up and beat me over the head and took my phone and wallet!
Trump: What kind of sandwich

So Yelich becomes the latest Milwaukee based owner of the Reds after Eric Thames and Bill Hall.

The cycle of history repeats itself, and the Reds are now owned by a Christian.
It’s like perestroika all over again!

The Buffalo Bills are an act of domestic terrorism.