The logical conclusion to this episode is Mitch McConnell and Chuck Schumer marching into the Oval Office with McCain’s corpse between them Weekend at Bernie’s style, demanding the president show deference to a True American Hero. 

Gamers:Oh my God what is happening? Shouldn’t it at least be a touchback? What is this? How is this possible? Come on! That’s not right! You got to be kidding me!

Maybe there’s something I am overlooking

I think New York could use a 2nd professional team.

This is a cursed comment and I hate how right you are. 

Couple of tricks to get someone to move their car when it’s parked outside of your home everyday.

Never forget: “When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.”

Stanton is acting like a crybaby with all of his tears for Fiers.

I wish Naughty Dog would make something else...

Yes. This. Absolutely.

Metroid isn’t Metroid unless Samus is on her own. The isolation you feel while creepy music is playing is the vibe of the game. It’s why I thought Fusion was so strong. Despite being on handheld, it was legitimately scary and no one was coming to save our heroine.

I’m Mike Pence, and I approve this message.

which lasted 20 whole seconds.

Everyone should just go play The Last of Us again and then they can tell everyone they played the OTHER ellen page game, you know, the good one. ;)

I still need to beat SKyrim...,

Some

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Clearly what we have here is a problem that should be solved with the addition of more geometric shapes.

Like everything else about the Patriots, this story is listed as QUESTIONABLE.

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.