That’s really a terrific photo of all of the good players on the Rays.

Make sure you take an Uber tonight Jason.

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.

Just here for the comments:

Bortles-Foles is the Super Bowl match-up we deserve.

Ah, thanks. I thought I had heard from a Nate Duncan podcast last week that they were 3rd in defense.

Still pretty good though—at least they didn’t blow a 21-3 lead to the Titans!

Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

Ump: Inside corner, strike three! You’re out!

This article gives me hope. I recently got married; and since the move in, I haven’t played anything for 4 months. We have a 9 year old step daughter. I try to be present once I get home at 5ish and I rise at 5 for the gym. I crash at 11. However, I am a dedicated reader; I usually choose to read at the kitchen table…

Iambic Pentameburn

Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?

Came here for this

it does really make you think...

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

Shooting for the broad side of a blue barn here, but...maybe their experiences with him are exactly what they say they are?

Nothing is free? I have a whole spindle of old AOL CDs that says otherwise.

Well, ok, but if I get rid of my single serve coffee machine I’m going to need to find another physical manifestation for my crippling loneliness.

“Done.”

If I could figure out how to be compensated for ignoring Wisconsin, that would be even better. Scott Walker is the person who has come the closest to ever accomplishing this.

LiAmnesty