Some are capable of growing and maturing; others are simply Republicans. Good for you, Drew; excellent take.

I can’t recall why it came up but I recently told someone “I would lay down in traffic for Drew Magary.” They seemed so surprised but I was like, “Yeah no Drew is a thoughtful and generous person and I would do anything for him.” Thanks for writing this, Drew, and proving me right. (I love being right!)

Thanks for making me question the continued abuse of my anonymity online.

ee cummings thinks that rupi kaur

how fast was that freakin’ pitch? it knocked a swath of his hair clean off!

Well, on the one hand, they did eliminate 4 in 5s and lower back-to-backs. On the other hand, this means we’ll never see the greatest DNP of all time again.

The 49ers are incredibly lucky to have such a wonderful punter.

Common mistake here, it’s actually better if you keep floating a bit and wash up on the shores of Ireland.

18 months pushes the discussion out to a time more convenient for the R’s. Doing it this way means that the debt ceiling fight (which shouldn’t even be a thing) has to happen sooner, and without Harvey relief to cudgel the D’s with.

Which jogging stroller am I suggesting you buy?

Jesus, they never call traveling anymore.

[Signs with Patriots]

What, and run the risk he takes out THEIR guys? Nah.

Watching the video above, you have to cut Bortles some slack....

Ditto. It was kinda catchy and then the wheels fall off.

Rich, man, the good news is that baseball is probably incapable of coming up with another way to hurt you this badly.

Isaiah Thomas = Jacoby Ellsbury

As the parent of 6 and 9 year olds, this is EXACTLY how they act when they get busted doing something wrong. Great point by Lemon.

can marchman post this article tomorrow from the point of view of a white sox fan who previously received gordon beckham used footwear

I do love it how the only minorities they could find for the article to support him are ones all paid by Trump at some point.