This inexorable frittering of getting to third, getting sent back to second and juggling the two infinitely is triggering some serious ptsd from my high school dating life.

He’ll never throw another pass in the NFL if I have anything to say about it!

I’ve been saying this for years.

I did love how it completely kept the lie going of how there was hope all the way till the reveal by Herres that it really had been the end of the world.

Oh buddy, how wrong you are.

RIP Austin Rivers’s career.

Everyone needs to stop it with this “Trump destroyed the USFL” crap. He beat the NFL in court and here’s the proof. #winning

Can’t beat nepotism!

Odds are 28:3 that this ever gets finished.

Blegh. They are all probably young Republicans and aspiring Fox News anchors. “Ha ha, he treated the media with disrespect they deserve”

Just patch it in....

Back in my day, memes meant something!! *shakes cane*

I didn’t know Alive Peeing was a thing. I don’t install adult mods, because porn already exists.

In this analogy I guess I’m the Knicks and Griffin is my ex...

To think, Jim McIlvaine’s contract used to be thought of as crazy money!

It’s not the price tag—which may end up being a bargain—it’s that in four years they’ve changed their mind about having him on the team 3 times.

“The Sixers could become, in other words, exactly the kind of basketball team that Hinkie and his Process cultists viewed with contempt—a team with no plausible chance of contending for a championship in anything close to the near term, but one capable of game-to-game feistiness.”

Americans are so weird. You measure weirdly (with feet, and I’m guessing toes and fingers) temperature is weird, and now time too? 40 minutes is apparently an American hour.

I figured this article was coming last night and was disappointed not to see it.

“Also, spellcheck” - thank you, Preet.