I mean, I don’t expect the likes of you to understand this, but his memos are not classified ergo cannot be leaked. They are his experiences. A conversation with the president is not a secret. Trump actually could have attempted to keep him from testifying using “executive privilege” as an excuse, except every legal…

“....but if it were new to even one person, that would make it worth it.”

It shouldn’t be too difficult, there aren’t any letters to learn with unwritten rules.

Perfect. Now he can run for Congress.

Since it doesn’t seem to be the hardest thing in the world to find someone’s secret Twitter account, it seems like it would be more effective to hide in plain sight and just start a parody account of yourself. Nobody would guess @thatidiotadamsilver is actually Adam Silver.

As a first-time father to be in the next month, I would appreciate that you infuse all of the cynicism of the sister websites. Also, occasional Drew Magary guest columns. Not mutually exclusive.

I hate the smug, arrogant logic that other people are only capable of focusing on one thing at a time. You know what I did memorial day weekend? I drank beer, smoked pot and hung out with friends. Then when the weekend was over I went back to thinking about how completely and utterly fucked up the republican party is.…

Unfortunately, this will only be the second most devastating withdrawal from Paris today.

For any non-tennis fan readers who aren’t familiar with Del Potro, yes he is the best. The. Best.

Trump would pivot to being less batshit insane if he became President, too.

I came here to say that I really hate the whole “Games as a service” thing, because it’s a blatant lie on the part of the companies. No matter what, they will always treat their products as products, and more than that as exploitable products, because they can’t do anything else. MMOs, which have the best case for…

Did they pay you to come on?

As a parent of three boys, I just feel so sorry for those kids because of what their asshole, attention-whore father is doing to them.

Because I’m a depraved millennial.

Now I want an Fallout-style game where the world was ended by Lovecraftian nightmares instead of nukes.

“Great footwear...I mean footwork.”

I can give you nearly verbatim the answer he’d have to any concussion related questions: “I’m not a doctor. I have a deal with our doctors, I won’t get involved in medicine and they won’t call the football plays. That works out pretty well for us.”

What do you notice from Tom Brady on a daily basis that helps him maintain his high level of performance?

Excuse me, but the leftist reporting on this incident makes me sick. Based on the reports I’ve read, this was obviously a choke slam, not a body slam.

God..in that picture, he looks like he just stepped in dog shit - and then the dog shit stood up and was Ted Cruz.