I expect there will be a lot of ‘concerns’ by Republicans who are very ‘troubled’ by this, but in the end they’ll just want to ‘keep an eye on the situation’ (as they slowly back away into the bushes)

I am just going to leave this here and let it marinate in the shittiness of the past few months:

Paul Ryan did last year.

I’m just excited for Tiffany to attend Georgetown Law so she can find out what a monster her father is.

“Daddy! They kept talking about crazy things like due process and freedom of speech! It was so scary!!!”

My hope is Sony’s conference announces some DLC for Horizon: Zero Dawn. I need more content, MORE.

Let me just remind you that participation trophies weren’t really given for the sake of the children. It was so that parents didn’t feel like their child was a failure.

As a child, we really have no concept of awards. I mean, honestly some kids were happy with sand, some with iPhones, some with sand in their iphones…

Huh. That’s funny, because age-wise I’m a millenial, and yet what you describe doesn’t seem apply to my upbringing at all. Guess my memory is faulty.

A bullshit degree deserves a bullshit commencement speaker spouting bullshit.

Notice that I said experience, not buy.

I am really into art, but when people take the art form and turn it into something that only the ultra-wealthy can experience, it really bothers me. Art is meant to express new ideas and spread them across the world. Limiting it to the ultra-wealthy is basically trickle-down art, meaning that 99.99% of people will…

god damn it! Does this mean I have to get rid of this?

When I see a master chef, all I see is a man or woman who will continually try and fail to come up with something better than the double cheeseburger.

I wonder how black locker room dildos feel about playing in Boston.

100% correct even as sarcasm.

Sarcasm should be reserved for audiences that know your actual stance and/or left purely for face-to-face interaction.

Sarcasm is a fun way to mock extremism, but when extremism is on the rise it presents validation to extremists if it is not overt.

Collins: “God! Do I have to read it? Reading’s for nerds, and I don’t really care, anyway. Is it getting rid of something Obama did?”

*Han Solo entering the Vet for the first time*
Han: “And I thought it smelled bad... on the outside!”

CHIP KELLY

Oh, you said the last two movies. My bad.

Rogue One’s ending seems like a pretty good representation of how a typical Eagles’ season ends.