Can someone explain to me why the insulting stereotypes asserted here as general facts are permissible? I am generally really impressed by Lifehacker’s forward thinking, but as a father I found this straight offensive.

See, we’re not racist. Some of our best players are black.

What a brazen play to be appointed Secretary of Eugenics. Heard the position is still open.

Takes Deitsch to task for this:

You gotta admit, the change from carrying the helmets to wearing them is probably a net positive.

It is almost never a smart idea to stop production on a product you havent even met initial demand for...

*more miserable

It’s the Browns. This is like Schrödinger’s Draft Pick. Whoever they choose has a 50% chance of being a dead cat.

Easy. He doesn’t mention him in his article.

“But like I tell people all the time, 98 percent of the things we’re involved with, we don’t follow through with.”

I just want to say that, as an owner, I’m extremely interested and am going to do everything in my power to get Sherman in a Packers uniform next season.

Does Atlanta need cornerbacks? If so, I would advise them to look elsewhere given Georgia’s history with Shermans.

By the way, C is the only letter in YMCA that is not symmetrical, which makes it the trickiest letter of the bunch. Makes you think.

I agree, but I’m also a big fan of teamwork. I’m thinking the larger shower will help facilitate this.

This might bruise his ego, but he cam longer abuse the notion of being an every-down RB; he may need to switch professions or at least branch out into different aspects of football.

The Master Sword breaks.

eh, pulisic did a little bit on that goal i guess, but it was mostly created by US youth soccer

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

I swear to you now, I will contribute $20 to the re-election campaign of the first Senator, of any party or political affiliation, who asks this of a Supreme Court nominee during his or her confirmation hearing.