Just had a nice chat w/ Jim Harbaugh about his khaki game. He upgraded to @lululemon pants and says, “I’ll never wear anything else.” Smart.

I did the same thing. I guess it would be one of those Like-A-Dog Beatings-to-Death of Compassion we have been seeing so much of in the news lately.

That’s Joel’s identical twin who absorbed all the calcium from his bones in the womb, right?

I call these, “The Three Stages of Meeting Peter King”.

Remember kids: never TWERK at WORK

Oh good! Cause after 200 hours I kept hearing this voice saying “i’m taking the kids and leaving your ass”. It was really annoying but it seems to have stopped now!

TOTALLY disagree. I have one that created one for each of their two kids. The rationale? To not deluge her own feed with a million baby pics. If you want to see them, friend the kid account. If you don’t, don’t friend the kid account. It was a great move by her.

I’m okay with the happy birthday thing. It’s no different than posting the photo of you finishing that 5K. Look, I ran a 5K in less than 30 minutes! And I raised this kid for three years without major incident!

Creating an email account for the kid and each year, you send them an email about how awesome the year was and all the amazing things they did and so on, and when they turn 18 you say “oh hey, here’s something for you to read”, that’s one thing, because it’s just between you and your kid and no one else at all.

It’s like Trump jazz! It’s the Tweets you don’t read that have the most impact!

The fattest player on each team just has to do the hot dog race around the warning track.

Fuck it. Dizzy bat race in the 10th inning and call it a day.

That base was doomed by Reagan. Their obsolete jobs are NEVER coming back. They are white nationalists who like to blame POC for their own shortcomings.

You reap with you sow.

Trump is the gift that never stops giving.

Too bad these same folks still vote Republican, no matter who or what candidate is thrown their way. They could be starving, homeless, jobless and uninsured and still pull that handle.

Ha! It’ll be fun watching them realize that hard-working folks also get a lot of government benefits, especially when it comes to healthcare, and they’re about to lose it all. I do take comfort in the fact that many of those that voted for Trump are the ones about to suffer most.

Wrong. All wrong. Jesus. “Waste” is defined as money spent helping brown people and women. They just want to get rid of “waste” and keep all THEIR government handouts intact. Its not that much to ask.

Words of advice from a straight woman:

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…